During episode 31, Rome mentioned that there weren’t any actors alive today who was qualified to play Kojak. That got me thinking: What if Kojak was filmed ten years earlier and instead of Telly Savalas, Kojak was portrayed by one of the stars of the Andy Griffith Show?

Andy Griffith is . . . Motlak

Jim Nabors is . . . Gojak

Frances Bavier is . . . Aunt Bojak