Episode 83: Workstation Crisis

It’s time for another If You’re Like Me, and Rome is MIA due to a workstation crisis.

Heath and Joel say the show must go on, and discuss the following burning topics:

  • Detroit
  • Mission Impossible: Fallout
  • Workstation crisises
  • Celebrity RIP
  • Book reports
  • Continuous learning
  • Climbing Mount Everest

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Episode 82: Dystopian Justice

Today Rome Maynard and Joel Lindstrom (without Heath) talk about the American justice system and dystopian fiction.

Discussed in this episode:

  • Rome’s experience as a temp dad
  • Adventures in jury duty
  • Why read dystopian literature?
  • Brave New World by Aldus Huxley
  • Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
  • Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
  • Why does Neil Gaiman introduce everything?
  • Dune by Frank Herbert
  • Did Dune inspire Star Wars?
  • Cannon: The Stewardess Strangler

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Episode 80: Now more than ever, Florkey

This week Rome, Joel, and some guy from Illinois discuss the following trending topics:

  • Eclectic international death log
  • Show jumping
  • Depressing book reviews
  • Tragedies in the Grand Canyon
  • Ohio breaking news
  • Campaign 2018 update
  • Heath Florkey campaign slogans
  • Giraffes
  • The Return of Frank Canon

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Episode 79: Surplus Cheese

Jeff Fossett returns as our special guest and helps us discuss these exciting topics:

  • The cheese surplus
  • How to cram every life event into 7 months
  • The Office
  • The history of Australia
  • Work pranks
  • Perry Mason and the howling dog
  • WRK acoustic Yellowcard tour
  • Phil Collins Alamo obsession
  • Uber drivers in Cedar Rapids, IA
  • Heath’s trip to New York City
  • Notable deaths
  • Rock violin

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Episode 78: What dad wants

Happy Father’s Day. In this episode we give some ideas for last minute Fathers Day gifts. Enjoy this episode, and don’t forget to shut the lights off when you leave the room.

Topics in this episode:

  • Father’s day
  • What do the fathers want?
  • Neckties
  • Bowties
  • The Lindstrom car fight cam
  • Embarrassing flight experiences
  • Disgusting new M&M flavors
  • I’ve got you covered by Paul Denver
  • The time Joel was the keynote speaker at a graduation
  • WKRP in Cincinnati
  • Joel’s depressing book choices
  • Jack London short stories
  • Why does Germany have princes?
  • Scandanavians
  • Larry update
  • County fairs

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Episode 77: Schicklgruber Graduation

It’s a late night version of If You’re Like Me. Recorded late at night because graduation season has reached the Florkey household, and Florkey graduations are month-long extravaganzas.

Topics discussed in this episode:

  • Graduations
  • Cross Pens
  • Celebrity deaths
  • Soliciting the sale of no soliciting signs
  • Mothers
  • Holiday creep
  • Joel’s trip to his boyhood home
  • Late night television hosts
  • Teachers
  • World War II
  • Cannon
  • Green Bay Packers football

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Episode 75: The Love Boat is sinking

Rome Maynard is on assignment this week, so Heath and Joel do the best that they can to carry on. We recount some little known Rome Maynard facts, and discuss a large number of celebrity deaths, California, Denver, pollen tumbleweeds, and springtime. Plus we are joined by a mystery guest.

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