Episode 69: Seven days to #HollyJolly

This is an expert packed episode. Joining Joel and Rome are Jonathan Hyde, HR expert, and Jeff Fossett, cybersecurity expert.

Topics discussed in this episode:

  • Upcoming Fossett wedding
  • Punch
  • Andy Griffith Show
  • Christmas lights, and things for which they should have training classes
  • Jeff’s world famous key lime pie
  • Leaf blowing
  • Movies that are better than their books
  • Charlotte Douglas Airport and R&R
  • How to get a row to yourself on Southwest Airlines
  • Why are some songs considered Christmas songs?

 
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Episode 66: “I am amazing at shuffleboard”

In this episode we are joined by cybersecurity expert Jeff Fossett and walking horse expert Holly Fleming. They join us to celebrate Rome Maynard’s cumpleaños and announce that If You’re Like Me is the official podcast of #HollyJollyWedding.

Topics discussed in this episode:

  • Feliz cumpleaños Rome
  • Auctioneering
  • Rome completes the Cannon book Cannon
  • “I am amazing at shuffleboard” – Jeff Fossett
  • Concerts
  • The day Holly met Johnny Cash
  • You can line dance to any song
  • What is a walking horse?
  • Jeff, like Phil Collins, can’t dance
  • Parental Miranda rights
  • The Brady Bunch
  • Circus peanuts
  • Holly’s Mayonnaise recipe
  • Container security and certificate pinning
  • Wedding registration

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Episode 65: Pumpkin Spice is a Conspiracy

It’s autumn in the US, and that means two things: Rome Maynard’s birthmonth and the return of the pumpkin spiced everything. Today we have a fun conversation about:

  • Large spiders
  • Spider movies
  • It’s really allspice and nutmeg
  • Pumpkin pie, aka “baby food on a crust”
  • How could they miss?
  • The Voyager golden record

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Episode 64: If you’re like mevegas

Welcome to another episode of Rome Maynard: On call. This week we have dying country music singers, Ohio city signs, and a discussion of why cities that end in “-ville” nickname themselves “vegas.”

Other topics discussed in this episode:

  • Musicians that Joel sees in concert are dying
  • Joel review of Jason Isbell concert in Akron, OH
  • Ohio town signs
  • Rome Maynard for Lt. Gov.
  • Rome’s trip to Ohucky
  • Knoxville sunsphere
  • Why do towns that end in -ville nickname themselves “vegas?”
  • Larry update
  • Parenting advice: should I let my child get a snake?
  • Cannon update–how could they miss?
  • Who likes red delicious apples?

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Episode 63: Hallelujah, eclipse engagement

In this episode we celebrate Jeff Fossett’s recent engagement, and we give him advice about wedding planning and music for the ceremony.

Other topics featured in this episode:

  • Group participation Messiah sing-along wedding
  • Eclipses and why Jeff hates them
  • Jeff Fossett’s celebrity doppelgangers
  • Rome’s time prank
  • Work pranks
  • Notable deaths
  • Cannon and the recurring theme
  • Why you should put pebbles on your car hood (and other places)
  • Travels to the Harris family compound
  • Joel’s famous relatives

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Episode 62: Rome Maynard, Rifleman

This week we are preparing for our upcoming total solar eclipse. If you’re like us, you will protect your vision during the eclipse, and listen to this exciting episode. Some of the topics discussed on this episode:

  • Joel’s business idea
  • Notable deaths: June Foray and Martin Landau
  • Rome’s rifling problem
  • Amazon item of the week
  • Larry update
  • The highlight of Rome’s summer
  • Duct tape
  • Kojak, the lp
  • Inventorying collections
  • Rome’s non-NASCAR trip to Bristol
  • Office supply stores
  • Bluetooth cell phone headsets
  • CVS receipts

If bad guys should come to your town, just call Rome the rifleman. He doesn’t have a rifle, but he will rifle through your desk drawers.

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Episode 61: NASCAR, southern accents, and friendiversary

In this episode, we are glad to have cybersecurity expert Jeff Fossett back to help us be more secure. Topics discussed on this episode:

  • What were our first orders on Amazon
  • Rome’s Herculean system upgrades
  • Lindstrom Trip to Seattle
  • Network Engineers party like it’s 1996
  • Jeff and joel celebrate their one year friendiversary
  • Jeff explains why he is a NASCAR fan, and why you should be too
  • Fast food
  • Southern accents

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