Episode 77: Schicklgruber Graduation

It’s a late night version of If You’re Like Me. Recorded late at night because graduation season has reached the Florkey household, and Florkey graduations are month-long extravaganzas.

Topics discussed in this episode:

  • Graduations
  • Cross Pens
  • Celebrity deaths
  • Soliciting the sale of no soliciting signs
  • Mothers
  • Holiday creep
  • Joel’s trip to his boyhood home
  • Late night television hosts
  • Teachers
  • World War II
  • Cannon
  • Green Bay Packers football

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Episode 76: Cinco de If You’re Like Me-o

Heath returns from his trip to California, and he fills us in on his thrilling experiences.

Other topics discussed in this episode:

  • Uber adventures
  • Abba reunion
  • Avengers smash all records
  • Rome explains the infinity stones
  • Book reviews and recommendations
  • Probably the only discussion you will ever hear about Leo Tolstoy and NASCAR
  • Short celebrity death log

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Episode 75: The Love Boat is sinking

Rome Maynard is on assignment this week, so Heath and Joel do the best that they can to carry on. We recount some little known Rome Maynard facts, and discuss a large number of celebrity deaths, California, Denver, pollen tumbleweeds, and springtime. Plus we are joined by a mystery guest.

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If You’re Like Me 74: King Syndrome

This week we are without Heath Florkey, but we remember him by recounting some little known Heath Florkey facts that will entertain and amaze you.

Other topics in this episode:

  • Rainy Days
  • Cincinnati spring break
  • Ohio drivers
  • Should Maryl Streep play Princess Leia?
  • Rome’s 20th anniversary
  • YouTube and the devolution of entertainment
  • King Syndrome
  • Book Recommendations

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Episode 73: Third Anniversary

This is a special third-anniversary episode of If You’re Like Me, with special guest star Scott Barr. We tell the story of how If You’re Like Me came to be, and discuss the following topics:

  • Daylight saving time
  • Listener Mail
  • The portrayal of small town people in movies
  • Impostor syndrome
  • Notable celebrity deaths
  • Update from Seattle
  • Portsmouth Update

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Episode 72: Lieutenant Daniel Tiger

It’s a busy week on If You’re Like Me:

  • Listener mail
  • Joel’s 20th Anniversary
  • Tom Hanks to play Mr. Rogers
  • Captain Kangaroo’s bad dental hygiene advice
  • Florkey Stovegate 2018
  • “The Revenge of Analog” by David Sax
  • Resale value of physical media
  • Cannon Season 3 recap: How could they miss?
  • Celebrity deaths

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Episode 71: A bad week to play the flute

Rome, Joel, and Heath are back for an episode filled with triumph and tragedy.

Topics in this episode:

  • Celebrity flutist deaths
  • Kidney stones
  • Heath responds to anti-juicing press
  • Windows 10 won’t let us have a clean restart
  • Celebrities who think they can sing
  • HGTV
  • SuperBowl

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